Whimsical Dog Aficionado Prints

A yellow dog

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

Carpet Cows

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

When Pugs dream.

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Balding dog

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

Self-walking dog

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

Beg here. Pay here.

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

Christmas Puppy Bow

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

Bottled Toilet Water

'Hello, gorgeous!'

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Veterinary Surgeon

Ok chaps, let's put this cheap Christmas cracker trumpet through its paces!

"We're in for the night."

"It's a cat-scanner."

Country mansion full of dogs.

'Yes, the old lady left me all her worldly wealth. But what I really wanted was her liver.'