Whimsical Decorators Mugs

Scrawny horse with 'Wet Paint' sign around its neck.

Christmas with the Sock Puppets

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Still Life With Nordic Track

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

Yard Sale

Teapot

"Projectile hairballing."

'The roof needs icing.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Jackson Pollock the Spider

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"I'll bet there's a story there."