Whimsical Car Wizard Prints

"I'm your problem."

"Home depot."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Newt sale

Food deliverer's baby.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

First Little Piggy Investment Associates

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with this many years of experience.'

Debug

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

Magic Mushrooms

'Power steering.'

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

Play golf on the billiards table.

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

Quwaket

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '