Whimsical Board Meeting Participant Prints

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

"I hate performance review season."

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

"So many take-overs and mergers, nobody remembers who he was."

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

'I think our only choice at this point is to take the next big step.'

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

'That concludes the annual report, I will now fend off questions from the stockholders.'

'Look at my huge salary as inspiration to you...'

Well, we've generated enough hot air...it must be time to cram it in a trial balloon and float it.

"I need to know that everyone is prepared to play ball with this one."

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'I bet he starts with a joke!'

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

'I think this here would justify bonuses?'

"No need to give me credit . . . I'll just take it."

"This is where the money will be spent. Oh, sorry. That's a picture of a black hole."

'And it was at this point we decided to try to put the toothpaste back in the tube.'

"I may be wrong, but i suspect he is already grooming his successor."

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'