Wheelchair Wanderer Mugs

Heaven's Pearly Gates - handicapped entrance around the side.

'Harris is going off-roading.'

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Desert Island Mishap

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Women of the Wilderness

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'