Wfh Wit Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm working from home today."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Who called this meeting again?"

Lumbar support animal

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

"I really got used to working from home."

'I'm not saying he's going to chew you out, but he skipped breakfast and lunch.'

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

Stephen Fry.

Counsel's Opinion.

'I interview well, but only for exit interviews.'

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Working at Home Half Day

'Beegly, I want you to give this old college try... you know, cheat.'

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"I would have thought you'd be pleased."

"My Dreams are all Gallery View now."

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"Right now, I'm just trying to decide which pajamas to wear today."

Back Down

Strike A Balance

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

Jugular Vein