Western Movie Aficionado Prints

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'."

"You don't think I'm overdoing it with the bandoliers?"

'Kyle, I've forgotten The Alamo.'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

Two Men Having Showdown On Small Hill-Top

"Ol' coy sounds beautiful tonight. He's accidentally sat on a cactus."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Nun Fight.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Historic Bank Jobs.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Draw!

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'Mama! Aliens.'