Western Lifestyle Lover Prints

"Of course it's horse-proof. Everything I own is horse-proof."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"They're comfortable."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Skate or die."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Western Outfitters.

"Herb's from Texas."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Home Sweet Second Home.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'I hate reruns.'

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Bart is quite at home on the range.

Western Philosophy

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

'Goddam Range Rovers churning up the countryside,'

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'