Western Lifestyle Lover Prints

"Of course it's horse-proof. Everything I own is horse-proof."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"They're comfortable."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Skate or die."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"Herb's from Texas."

Western Outfitters.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Home Sweet Second Home.

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I hate reruns.'

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Bart is quite at home on the range.

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

Western Philosophy

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'