Western Life Mugs

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

'Look son, it's daddy.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'...How are we supposed to look up how to use this stuff?'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"They're comfortable."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Skate or die."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Hombre's Best Friend.