Western Games Mugs

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Cowboys pitching horseshoes and horses pitching cowboy boots.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Dawing your Cellphone

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Deliboys

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Draw!

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

'Mama! Aliens.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"