Western Games Mugs

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Cowboys pitching horseshoes and horses pitching cowboy boots.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Have you been waiting long?'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Deliboys

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Draw!

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

'Mama! Aliens.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Let's scoot."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'