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Bad Guys INC. 'I got a cattle rustlin' requisition for ya, Slim.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire in a canoe.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Young Gums

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Which one is yours?"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

A were-cow.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Location, location, location!

Folk o' the Wee

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

Mephistopheles

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Hansel meets his biological mother.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."