Wellies Wanderer Pillows

Festival Goer!

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Frog in the puddles.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Monkey-artist

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Desert Island Mishap

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

We never roam anymore.