Wellie Wearers Mugs

Frog in the puddles.

Glastonbury. After.

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Knight in shining Lycra!

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

Wedding Wellies

"He's a quick learner."

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

David Bowie

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

David Bowie

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

"That's the patent number."

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

Rooting.

Room 101 Tax Inspection

'...You need to eat your Greenies so that you grow-up big and strong like Daddy!'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Prehistoric circus

'He's my personal trainer.'

Festival Goer!

Farmers

Person of the Decade

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

Wheelies Gang.

The Country Wedding.

Dog wants to be walked.

God's dog