Welcoming A New Pet Mugs

'Where's the dog?'

'Close your eyes, pull a wet wipe and make a wish!'

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

"Pick me!"

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Cat box"

'That was fun!'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Cat Nip.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'She's just great with the children.'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Man's best friends."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Foster failure

A man and his dog

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'