Welcoming A New Pet Mugs

'Where's the dog?'

'Close your eyes, pull a wet wipe and make a wish!'

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

"Pick me!"

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Cat box"

'That was fun!'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Cat Nip.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Foster failure

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

A man and his dog

'She's just great with the children.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Man's best friends."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

No littering...

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'