Weightlifting Rookie Prints

"Since you're a computer geek, I suggest lifting the box the weights came in."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Powerful Love.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Exercising

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Keep Fit.

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.