Weight Watcher Whisperer Mugs

'How much do you weigh?'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Critisize your weight.

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Rising Gas Prices

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Money is life's report card."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'