Weekend Project Warrior Mugs

"EVERY weekend you say we're gonna fix this place up!"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Friday

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

A DIY disaster.

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Circus Act

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Non-Jet Lag.

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."