Weekend Parties Mugs

'Monday morning is the new Friday night.'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

You realize you had ten pints last night? That's the last time I drink rum during the week!

Glastonbury. After.

"This place has the best happy hour."

Children's Parties

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

I could have danced all night!

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'T.M.I.F.'

Cow Pinatas

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Cat Nip.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Champagne

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Early photobombing

Cardiac Recovery.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Bubbly

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I was almost that last year."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I can't believe he brought her."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Friday

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."