Weekend Napper T-Shirts

MOM'S: 'Sorry, closed...I don't feel like cooking today.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"He's never up before eleven."

Worm Bed

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

The Off-Season

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

I love thunderstorms!

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Tired and Lazy

"It's your turn, Dear. I was up with him last winter."

Half asleep.

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

Man rakes up leaves so he can have a comfy nap.

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

Hammock resting on books.

'You can watch football all winter - I'm going out to the cave and get a little sleep!'

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

'It's Saturday morning, dear. Shouldn't you be isolated somewhere social networking like all your friends?'

"I cannot see any activity over the next few weeks: looks like you'll sleep soundly this winter..."

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

It's only a quarter past March. Hit the snooze button!

"I really envy my left foot...it slept through his entire sermon!"

'I was watching that!'

'The internet is impacting my sleep. All my flying dreams look like Google Earth.'

Natural sleep