Weekend Forager Mugs

'I've figured out a workable budget for us, but we'll have to forage in the woods for food on the weekends.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"This place has the best happy hour."

Culture Saturday

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Now here's a place I like!'

The discovery of asparagus.

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Heading off with a packed bag

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Baby squirrel & Berries

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"It looks brighter over there!"

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

Take a hike.

"Only caught one, eh."

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"I think the milk's off!"

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'