Wedding Vow Prints

I, Maryanne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or for poorer, until death do I watch.

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

'Do you Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure John takes his cholesterol lowering medication every day?'

"No, no - that's not the company sales, that's my marriage."

"She signed a prenup promising not to eat me and then ate the lawyer."

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

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