Wedding Connoisseur T-Shirts

"I'm convinced...we've both been married one too many times!"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'I always cry at weddings!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Prosecco Peacock

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

Un ballo in maschera

Prosecco

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"