Wedding Comic T-Shirts

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

Comedy course highlights fake nose

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."

'Wait...if you leave me, can I come too?'

''Love, honor, and obey'? -- I had something less structured in mind.'

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

'We're doing so well together: What do you think of me becoming monogamous?'

"My client doesn't have to answer that."

'I'm a Fringe performer.'

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

'You're becoming so distant, Els!'

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

Vicar tells bride, 'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."