Wedding Comic T-Shirts

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

Jim Carrey,

'No, but thanks for asking.'

John Cleese.

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Spike Milligan

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We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."

Woody Allen

Comedy course highlights fake nose

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

Alan Carr

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

'We're doing so well together: What do you think of me becoming monogamous?'

Dawn French.

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

"My client doesn't have to answer that."

'You're becoming so distant, Els!'

''Love, honor, and obey'? -- I had something less structured in mind.'

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

'You said he wasn't a dirty comedian. This guy is filthy!'

Vicar tells bride, 'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'I'm a Fringe performer.'

'Wait...if you leave me, can I come too?'

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'