Website Building T-Shirts

"I'm Jum and I own 50,000 domain names. I'm a recovering domain name hoarder. It's been 87 days since I've bought a domain name."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'We've re-branded.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Clickbait

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'for more obit info, go to...'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

allovertheplace.com

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

'Put simply, we need our website to tell consumers all about our company without really telling them anything about our company,'

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