Web Wanderer Mugs

'Visit my website.'

"So now people from all around the world know you can't spell"

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

"Well, I think we've finally cured your obsession with the internet..."

'No matter how carefully I surf the Internet, I always get too much information.'

Clickbait

"No way am I going down there- what if there's a comments section?"

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

'The internet has made me a more critical thinker. I'm critical of everything I see on it.'

"I gave you 24 hours to review and report on the Internet in thirty words or less. Now let's have it."

"Someone out there loves me."

'Now that you're on the Net, there are some issues of personal safety to consider ...'

Information booth consisting of internet search engines

Computer Surfer.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'Apparently, using the internet can damage sp... what's the capital of Ecuador?'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

Moses on the web

'According to our records, you spent 68,472 hours trolling for babes on the internet.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'Your computer picked up viruses. . . An ounce of perversion costs a lot of pounds to cure.'

"Life beyound the web" "Fascinating, does it have a web site?"

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!'

"I googled my symptoms and downloaded the treatment to my tablet. All you have to do is follow this..."

Silver Surfer.

'He told me one day he was going to log onto the Internet, and I haven't seen him since.'

Instead of 'have a nice day' I want you to start saying 'visit our website'.

'Alas poor Website, I vaguely remember what you were going on about...'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

Get a Life.

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'

www.meditation.commm

Dog views website: www.oof.com

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'