Web Content Creator Prints

"Flicker-Flash Johnson."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'How fast can you hype?'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

This Message Has No Content

"You know, there are other emojis."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Giraffe Selfie

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."