Weathered Camper Prints

'We have pitches available,are you a swimmer or a non swimmer...'

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

The Brothers Grime

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Building a Shelter

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

'What were you sent up for?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Phone Mittens

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

'Say, where'd you end up storing all those bees we caught?'

I can't believe we didn't hand out before

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Camping Equipment: Now is the offer of our discount tents.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

'No offense, but your design of our pop-up may have a few flaws.'

"Man it's freezing tonight - I can't feel my toes and my fingers are numb!"