Weather Watching T-Shirts

'-and now a prayer for the roof fund...'

"Why are we British so obsessed ... with talking about the weather?"

Seemed like winter would never end.

'Ever thought of seeing a meteorologist?'

'Snow again, today...'

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Protest

Although the Weather Service hasn't predicted rain, certain indicators can't be ignored.

"..and now I'll pointlessly show you the isobar map as usual."

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

"It's our most expensive snowblower, but of course, the more you spend, the less likely it will snow."

"Got it!"

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"With out new super-fast computers we can get the forecast wrong twice as fast as we used to!"

'Have you noticed spring's coming?'

'Quiet! I want to hear the weather report!'

Watering a plant in the rain.

'True, but it's very accurate!'

Mother Nature 101

'Tommorow will be even brighter than today, thanks to my new anti-depressant...'

'I began to think I was actually able to control the weather. The truth is, the weather was controlling me.'

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

'The tornado did no damage downtown, but 5 storm chasers collided out on Route 54.'

'And it continues to fall! This is the big chill! The wintery whiteout! The new Ice Age! Snowageddon!'

'Have you noticed we are getting once in a decade storms every year now'

Couple walking in wind and rain, "This global warming's a worry"

"I much prefer the snow!"

'Just think, I could be taking you to your bridge game if we had bought that bass boat.'

"Didn't you hear? There's a flash flood warning in effect!"

'How long did you say you have been a weather forecaster?'

TV Weather

'This weather is gorgeous!! I hope it lasts all summer!!'

Acts of God

'The good news is...in all those black ominous clouds hanging over the world scene...somewhere, there's bound to be a silver lining.'

'It's going to be sixty degrees today. Thirty in the morning and thirty at night.'