Weather Philosopher Mugs

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

The Farmer Sutra.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

The King In The Rain.

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

"High Pressure Area"

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'

"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."

Cycles of evolution and destruction

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

God is a spider.

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

No crawling sign in the desert.

Caution - Poet at work

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

"So much for that publicity stunt."