Weather Girls Mugs

Weather forecast

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

I hate monday mornings.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

NEWS WEATHER SPORTS

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'Storm'

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

Weather prediction is guesswork.