Weather Challenges Prints

'Find your car for a dollar, sir?'

"Finally, it's all shovelled."

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Tic-tac-toe

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"You can do it!"

Sinking sales

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Discomfort zone.

PEP TALKS!

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

"It's from the cows! They're home and want in!"

Find the needle in the haystack: $5

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Where's your dad's car? Under this snow bank.

"Why weren't we warned of this in D.A.R.E.?"

The Incomplete Angler

Whack-a-nail.

"If we come across Punxsutawney Phil, you have my permission to gut him."

'The good news is that I can spend more time with my family. The bad news is my job is now only part time.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

'By carefully anticipating the difficult challenges of tomorrow, I know just when to take my vacation.'