Wearable Technology T-Shirts

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Fit-Bite

"Oh, he says he's a Mensa, but take away his smartphone and smartwatch and he's just another dumb jerk."

Ready for a run!

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

"This model is great. It monitors my heart rate, vitals and counts my blessings."

"And if you download the Watch App, it even tells time!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Lynching on social media

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Welcome to the future"

The Anti-Agent

"My email is down... talk to me."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robot Parts $5

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

In the Guru District

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Computer Room.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Polly txt speak