Wearable Tech Mugs

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

"Have you considered upgrading to a newer model fitness tracker? That might solve your backache problems."

"I feel fine but according to my smartwatch I might be dead!"

"Look, it even shows how much time I'm wasting on silly gadgets."

Smartwatches for cats

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Wearable Technology

"Too much information."

"I'm going to have to cancel our workout. My Fitbit stopped working."

"It's context aware, so it can tap your wrist when you're about to put your foot in your mouth."

"...and if I press this button..."

"His smart tie knows when he's about to say something stupid, so it covers his mouth."

"I just got a text from my running shoes. They claim I don't run enough, so they are going to start running on their own."

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

"Next bench is four steps."

"It was a fitting end. He slipped off her wrist and she stepped on him."

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"And this app here tells me how much I'm spending on pointless gadgetry."

"I know they're sweating and their hearts are racing with fear. We hacked their wearable technology."

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

Norman was still getting used to his new smartwatch.

"I feel fine but according to my new watch I might be dead!"

"No, I don't have to sneeze - I'm making a phone call."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"The time? Sorry - I don't have a phone."

"Hold on. I've got a call on my other wrist..."

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

"I synced it to my ankle bracelet, and now I get a little alert every time I'm off probation."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"You've got computer-breath."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Careful! He knows computers."

Smartphone Sonogram

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.