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"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

"I'm using a silencer!"

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

"I'v never actually stormed a castle, but I've taken a bunch of siege-management courses."

"Well, I guess that settles that."

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

War Exercise.

"Dang! This guy's good!"

The New Weapon of Mass Destruction.

'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'

'Kicks a little.'

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

Pirate sitting in boxing ring, trainer talking to boxer: 'Watch out for his right hook.'

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'

"I've got your visual studio software here..."

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

"Rustle when I call your name and I'll bring your diploma to you."

'...and then he made me run through a muddy puddle!!'

'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'