Weapons Development Mugs

The Jumping Tank

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"My inspection has shown that the war head isn't on tightly enough. The engineering team are on to it."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"But I use all of them!"

Nuclear Proliferation

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Engineer on the move.

Progress?

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

A dog whose nose is a gun.

The Bronze Age of Television

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

"Congratulations on your invention...but you don't have to rub it in."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

Ancient Weapons

The Unknown Military Contractor

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

"All we want is something new that will incapacitate the enemy without giving us a bad press."

Depts of Health - Genetic Engineering / Depts of Defense - Biological Warfare.

Panzer Hut.

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

Man Builds Piers.

"Can Interest you in something new?"

Really big bang

Global Arms Trade

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

"Why didn't I think of that?"

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."