Weaning Phase Prints

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

cleaning up a baby is a dog's job

When avocados go soft

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"She does this when she's tired."

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Quiet Time

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

"That's funny. . . that's usually his favorite meal!"

'I hope she doesn't bring it to the off leash area.'

"Do you realise how long I've been waiting for you?"

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

'All of a sudden all they care about is boys...and make-up.'

Baby and banana

Cereal Killer

"Hey mom will you c'mere. . . I think Bobby ate one of my action figures!"

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

"You've either lost the lid to the blender, or you're introducing solid food to the baby."

'What's that? A weaning petition with one signature?'

"I fed the baby but if you don't want to see the results look away now."