Weaning Phase Prints

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

cleaning up a baby is a dog's job

When avocados go soft

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"She does this when she's tired."

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Quiet Time

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"This song is about my struggle with the bottle."

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"That's funny. . . that's usually his favorite meal!"

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"Do you realise how long I've been waiting for you?"

'I hope she doesn't bring it to the off leash area.'

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

'All of a sudden all they care about is boys...and make-up.'

Cereal Killer

"You've either lost the lid to the blender, or you're introducing solid food to the baby."

Baby and banana

"Hey mom will you c'mere. . . I think Bobby ate one of my action figures!"

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'