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"A philanthropist is a man who gives away publicly a fortune he should really be giving back."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Ten Commandments

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

"Great, now we're lost."

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

Trumped

Off to a bad start.

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

Karine Jean-Pierre

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

"The arc of the moral universe."

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'How rich is too rich?'

'Jeeves...Jeeves...'

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

A batch of bills are abandoned near the end of the parliamentry session

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"As requested, we're going to go over you retirement fund, so, if at all possible, let's hold questions until I have finished and I'm out in the parking lot starting my car."