Wealth Seeker Prints

"Oh, I'm really sorry. I just placed three million with some broker who called five minutes ago."

'I'm only interested in locating wealthy relatives.'

"But I've never made any real money. . ."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"I'd like to open a joint account, preferably with someone very rich!"

'It's our latest genetic breakthrough. It does grow on trees, after all.'

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Either we're going to be very rich or we're being exposed to so much radiation that we won't last that long.

'Look, you can actually see Bill Gates' office from here.'

"All this for getting out when the getting was good."

'I don't ask for much, all I want is more.'

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

'Because it's there.' (asking for a loan at huge vault)

"My investment goals? Short-term, I'd like to be rich. Long-term, I'd like to be filthy rich."

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

'Be nice to people until you make a million. After that people will be nice to you.'

Wishing well turns into an oil well.

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Outrageous Fortune this exit. Caution: slings and arrows ahead.

'Yes, I know I'm filthy rich, dear. But it was always my dream to be obscenely rich.'

Bob was rich beyond his wildest dreams - which didn't amount to much given how incredibly lame those dreams were.

What is possible/what is probable.

'Has winning the lottery had a negative or positive effect on your life?'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Get-Rich-Quick Schemes.

'I've done a lot of soul searching, Jenkins, and I've realized there's more to money than life.'

'You have nothing to be ashamed of. If it were not for the Will of God, those obscene profits wouldn't be up for grabs.'

'Give us today our daily big bucks...'

'I struck oil.'

'Who will make the most money three years from now, athletes or sports agents?'

'Forget doctors, dear — marry an HMO manager!'

Prayer for 2011

Thirty Days to a Fatter Wallet