Wealth Perception Analyst Mugs

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Will work for ETFs

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

The Red Carpet

The early days of Warren Buffett.

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

Poor vs Rich

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.'

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

Business Philosophy 101.

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

Financial Eyesight