Wealth Isn't Everything Pillows

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

Counting dollars

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

The Red Carpet

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."