Wealth Grower Pillows

"Here's a chart of a hypothetical $10,000 invested in our fund, as opposed to spending it on wine, women and song."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Watering Money

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Long and Short term investments.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'I used to collect nuts, but now I play the market.'

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Financial Eyesight

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'