Wealth Change Pillows

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

Money god

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"It's all about you, isn't it?"