Wealth Analyzer Prints

The Pie Chart of Mystery

"I might not know much about art... but I know what I like."

Los Ranchos Del Big Bucksville, Next 3 Exits...

Great Chinese Dynasties

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

Money god

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Trickledown economics

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

Golden bubbles

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

'And, lastly, I'd like to thank Chuck for his years of service. He'll be leaving the company next month to spend more time with his cash and cash equivalents.'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

Surveys and economic interests

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

Fired Big Shots Who's Who.

"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."

"Don't worry, we'll never negotiate with the enemy."

Artist Painting Dollar.

Financial Prudence disappears.