Waterway Whisperer Prints

'Luigi's paranoid about global warming.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Wine Talking

Canadian Canoe.

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'Silent type, eh?'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"Wine is plant-based food."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

'She barely gives the Chateau Haut Brion a chance to breath.'

"She got the house, six thousand a month and custody of our people."

Welcome Home from the Dog.

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."