Waterway Wanderer Mugs

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'I saved the paddle,but i lost the boat.'

Preserve these Wetlands.

'It doesn't help much, your saying, 'oh, well, it needed a wash anyway'!'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

"This is my Uber."

A man holding fishing rod with a shoe attached

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'Man, they really know how to rub it in!'

Salmon Fishing.

Suez canal blocking.

Well that explains the steering problems I've been experiencing for the past two miles...

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

"Well this has been a waste of time. I haven't had a single bite all day."

"We must've missed the turn-off for the great lakes."

"Now I know what those blue lines on the map are. . . they're rivers!"

Tunnel of Love All.

'Reg is on the opposite side delivering his 'welcome to the cut of doom' speech to a new boater....yes I do think he fears change dear...'

'Hank, what kind of big bass attractant are you using?'

Something tells me these guys are going to be here for more than half an hour....

Fishing Terms: Miller's Thumb

I hate these flying fish

'Are you sure it's a skate and not a ray.'

Canadian Canoe.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"Throwback Thursday?"

Man struggling to row,

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.