Waterfowl Fan Mugs

Bridge opens for passing swans.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Marco ..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Wolf Karaoke

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

I told you we were late!

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Civilized Salmon

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."