Watercolor Painting Pillows

Two Amateur Artists At Dinner

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The Art Student.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Jack of all trades

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

Paul Klee

Face painting.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

The DaVinci Code

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"I think he was a celebrity."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

(Camel paintings)

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

A caveman paints from life

Painting clouds

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'