Waterbed Enthusiast Prints

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

Bring your own inflatable.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

Lifesaver!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

A family playing in the sea

Making fun of Starfish.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Freddie's water

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Children playing around a water pump

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Man in Bath

Swimming Champion.

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Spring Water