Water Slide Fans Prints

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Marco ..."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Extreme Bowling.

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

"You'll have to guide your own sleigh tonight - I'm nowhere near fully charged yet."

Taxi

Cartoon showing a man swimming, when another swimmer has dived, bounced off his stomach and smashed through the ceiling.

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring those spares!'

'It's broken.'

'Oh boy, someone's in trouble!'

Fat man makes huge splash diving into swimming pool

'HEY YOU TWO TAKE THAT OUTSIDE.'

'You don't say! I'm a 'hydrantologist' myself.'

"Is this the scuba class?"

Mobsters sending a victim down a water slide wearing cement shoes

"Okay, so we'll stop calling them delusions of grandeur now that you've been appointed supreme leader for life."

You have to admit he brings a certain 'jole de vivre' to the office!

'Well your face fits through the hole O.K. and the rest is actually an improvement!'