Water Slide Fans Prints

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"Marco ..."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Extreme Bowling.

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

Well, we're not animals.

"You'll have to guide your own sleigh tonight - I'm nowhere near fully charged yet."

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring those spares!'

Cartoon showing a man swimming, when another swimmer has dived, bounced off his stomach and smashed through the ceiling.

Taxi

'It's broken.'

'Oh boy, someone's in trouble!'

Fat man makes huge splash diving into swimming pool

Mythology Amusement Park. It's closing time, but some of the customers won't leave. Closing time 6PM. Narcussus in still in the hall of mirrors. Poseidon won't get off the waterslide. And Aphrodite is in the tunnel of love. Let's get Zeus to help us. They have to do whatever he says, he's the god of the sky! Not anymore --- He's riding the parachute jump!

'HEY YOU TWO TAKE THAT OUTSIDE.'

"Is this the scuba class?"

'You don't say! I'm a 'hydrantologist' myself.'

Mobsters sending a victim down a water slide wearing cement shoes

You have to admit he brings a certain 'jole de vivre' to the office!

'Well your face fits through the hole O.K. and the rest is actually an improvement!'