Water Safety Enthusiast Mugs

"I got demoted."

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'Why is Burl wearing a life vest, Joy?'

Bring your own inflatable.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Lifesaver!

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

A family playing in the sea

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Walking the Plank.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'This is your lucky day!'

'Household water use'

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

Freddie's water

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Children playing around a water pump

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Safety last.

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